That's when the first funny thing happened. I was sitting in my Itty V, waiting for news of a way home, and I thought, "Gods this is boring." I had to DO something. So, I filled the Itty V with goodies and took them to Jita where I sold them for a bit of a profit. There weren't even any yellow tags in Uedama; not even a wreck. I mean, nothing interesting was going on.
As I was sitting there staring somewhat dejectedly at my bank balance, I thought to myself, "What the hell's so good about having all this ISK if I'm just sitting in Jita waiting for someone to tell me I've a way home." Then it occurred to me. I was sitting in Jita - with a wallet full of ISK.
RETAIL THERAPY TIME BABY!!!
There's a ship I've been wanting to try for some time now. It's based on a Thorax hull, which I absolutely love. I think that hull is just dead sexy. It was in a Thorax years and years ago that I first explored PvP in Seyllin. I had a very good fight with an Ishkur. It wasn't until my second Thorax loss to three battle cruisers that I decided I wasn't ready for capsuleer combat.
So I bought myself a Phobos: laser fit, double 1600mm plates, and dual WFDG IIs with a script on the second. Oh, and cloaky too!
So after an hour or so of organizational prep, we arrived in the target system. It seems there'd been a disagreement and falling out within a Russian corporation and the ousted members wanted revenge. We were happy to oblige, for the right price. When we'd fulfilled the contract, we warped back home through null-sec. Here's a personal highlight video. I hope you enjoy it.
What's that? You want to know the funny thing that happened on the way home? Well, I did get home after the op was finished. It was SOOOOOO good to be back in the hole. Then today (Monday) my CEO discovered I'd helped blow up enough POS modules to be 8th on the SYJ killboard for July. For sure it didn't last even a day, but how funny is that? Mabrick on a top ten killers list.
SURELY YOU'RE JOKING!
Yes I am, but I'm not.