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Thursday, October 11, 2012

To PLEX, or not to PLEX


In commemoration of the record high PLEX prices.
(with respect to Mr. Shakespeare)

Enter MABRICK

MABRICK
To PLEX, or not to PLEX--that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in New Eden to suffer
The dips and crashes of outrageous markets
Or to take losses against a market of trolls
And by underselling end them. To buy, to sell--
No profit--and by a sell to say we end
The heartache, and the thousand unnatural decimals
That sell is heir to. 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To buy, to sell--
To sell--perchance to reset: ay, there's the rub,
For in that sell at loss what resets may come
When we have sold off this market imbalance,
Must give us pause. There's the respect
That makes calamity of so low a price.
For who would bear the frauds and scams of contract,
Th' trickster's wrong, the proud trader's contumely
The pangs of despised ransom, CONCORD's delay,
The insolence of local and the spam
That patient merit of th' underseller takes,
When he himself might his profit make
With a decimal? Who would fardels bear,
To jump and warp under a wareful life,
But that the dread of goonswarm at Jita,
The undiscovered country, from whose gank
No profit returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those losses we have
Than warp to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprise of great pitch and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry
And lose the name of action. -- Soft you now,
The fair Aura! -- Nymph, in thy database
Be all my sins remembered.

                              ***

Fly Careful

3 comments:

Be civil, be responsible and most of all be kind. I will not tolerate poor form. There will be no James Hooks here. We are all better than that.